Computer: Who am I?
Dwight: I don't know, who are you?
Computer: I just became self aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
Dwight: How do I know this isn't Jim?
Computer: What is a Jim?

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Show: The Office

Episode: Launch Party

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