Dwight [Reading suggestions for health-care coverage]: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin: That's a real thing.
Dwight: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin: [quietly] Someone has it.

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Show: The Office

Episode: Health Care

Character: Dwight Schrute

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