Michael: [looking at the hotel bed under a black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine, or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.

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Show: The Office

Episode: The Convention

Characters: Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute

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