Homer: Who's next? Adam and Steve? Or Madame and Eve?
Marge: Homer, you married every gay couple in town.
Homer: Hey, what can I say? I love love.
Bart: I guess now you have to wait for some other guys to turn.
Homer: Hmmmm. Where's Lenny and Carl?
Marge: Homer, don't you push them! They have to work it out for themselves.

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: There's Something About Marrying

Characters: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson

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