Police officer: Why are you holding that infant's hand?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, we met on the Internet.
Brian Griffin: Shut up!
Stewie Griffin: Yes, he lured me down to the park with promises of candy and funny stories.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Characters: Brian, Stewie Griffin

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