Lois Griffin: Why is everybody glaring at us?
Peter Griffin: Why, Lois? I'll tell you why. Your-your faux-pas last night at the concert was so upsetting I had to call a university professor to tell me what phrase I should use to describe it.
[cut to last night; Peter is on the phone]
Professor: Use, "faux-pas".
Peter Griffin: Thanks, Professor!
Peter Griffin: You've been living a lie all these years. You represented yourself as a KISS fan, and why? To make me look foolish.
Lois Griffin: No, to make you happy. I wanted to share in all aspects of your life, Peter, but I've just was never that big of a KISS fan.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, I should have guessed that when you were willing to dress up as Peter Criss. No one wants to be Peter Criss, Lois, not even Peter Criss!
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