Parent: Why would anyone smother their own child?
JD: Actually, there's a disease called Munchausen syndrome, where parents deliberately harm their own children just to get attention for themselves.
Parent: I've never heard of that. Somebody should do a public service announcement on it.
[scene switches to JD's imagination]
JD: You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie. Maybe have a drink. It's fun, right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids. [Walks away, NBC's 'The More You Know' Logo comes up.]
[scene returns to the hospital]
JD: The problem would be gone forever!

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Episode: My Fallen Idol

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