Elliot: With all due respect, Dr. Cox, maybe I should talk to her.
Dr. Cox: With no due respect at all, why?
Elliot:Well she's a teenage girl, that's an awkward time. You know, your breasts are growing, not always symmetrically. Um, you like boys. Maybe one gives you a ride home, you think something's gonna happen but it doesn't and that just makes it official that you're a lop-sided freak. Happy ending though: lefty caught up in college.
Dr. Cox: Barbie! I have a finite amount of brain space and your inspiring story of the little breast who couldn't just pushed out my memory of the 1980 Olympic Hockey team's victory at Lake Placid. The Miracle on Ice, gone! Listen to me carefully, I know all about what it's like to be a teenage girl, wah wah wah. Course, I never had to try to convince my mother that I sure would have liked a navel ring.
Elliot: Oh well we were all going to Jamaica and my friend Susan...
[Cox immitates a trash compactor with his hands.]
Dr. Cox: Brain space.
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My Big Move
Characters: Elliot Reid, Perry Cox
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