Answering Machine: You have 113 new messages.
Lois Griffin: Oh, my!
Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was. [beep] Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple of days, wonderin' if he ever gonna come back. [beep] Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here, thinkin' 'bout the muscley-armed paper boy, wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news. [beep] Where are you? [beep] Aw, you're startin' to piss me off you little pigly sumbitch. Call me!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: To Love and Die in Dixie

Character: Lois Griffin

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