Jordon: Welcome home Perry. Here's the new program: You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try and keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day.

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Show: Scrubs

Episode: My Mirror Image

Character: Jordan Sullivan

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