Jerry: You walk over that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything, you eat it, say "thank you very much", wipe your mouth, walk away. I give you 50 bucks.
George: What are they gonna do?
Jerry: They won't do anything; in fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.
Elaine: 50 bucks, you'll give me 50 bucks?
Jerry: 50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
Elaine: OK, I don't wanna go over there and do it, and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it or something...
Jerry: No, no tricks.
Elaine: Should I do it, George?
George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
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Show: Seinfeld
Episode: The Chinese Restaurant
Characters: Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes
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