Ted: You were never married!
Robin: Yes, I was!
Ted: No, you weren't!
Robin: How do you know?!
Ted: I looked it up at the library.
Robin: What library?
Ted: The...one...on...Fifth!
Robin: When did you go?
Ted: Today at lunch, and I had an apple brie panini with potato sal-
Robin: I'm not questioning the lunch part, Ted! What database did you use?
Ted: I used...the Canadian Mall Marriage 6000.
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Show: How I Met Your Mother
Episode: Slap Bet
Characters: Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky
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