Manager: [on phone] Your linen service has broken many promises to us. Laundry bill soar like eagle. [hangs up] Jerk.[walks over to Bart] So, you like to sneak into casinos?
Bart: I wasn't going to gamble. I just wanted a Bloody Mary.
Manager: Listen to me. Unless you change your deceitful ways. I foresee a life bitterness and failure for you, Bart Simpson.
Bart: How'd you know my name?
Manager: [holds up a legal document] Your father just took out a second mortgage downstairs. You're listed as collateral.
Bart: Oh. I thought that maybe you were some kind of Indian mystic who could tell the future?
Manager: Who says I'm not? If you want to see the future, throw a treasured personal item onto the fire. [Bart tosses a small object, which explodes with a bang] Not a firecracker!
Bart: Hey, I bought it from a guy on your reservation.
Manager: That's Crazy Talk.
Bart: No, it's true.
Manager: No, I know, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Bart to the Future
Character: Bart Simpson
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