Brian Griffin: You're really gonna take back donated gifts on Chrismas Eve?
Peter Griffin: Yep. Now, heres the plan: You enter through the air conditioning duct here. Now, there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches above the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Brian Griffin: ...Can I buy some pot from you?

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Characters: Peter Griffin, Brian

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