Welcome to Classic TV Quotes!

Here you will find the most comprehensive collection of quotes from your favorite TV shows, past and present! Search by show, season and character and vote for your favorites! Enjoy barrels of fun and procrastinate endlessly at work, all at the same time. Hey, why put in the extra effort? We all know Dunder-Mifflin will be downsized anyway.

From Bart Simpson’s trademark prank calls to the strange ramblings of the crazy Janitor from Scrubs, to the scheming of George Constanza and the wit and wisdom doled out by master motivator Michael Scott, we’ve got all the classic TV conversations and one-liners for you right here. We’ll be adding more TV quotes each day in an effort to make this directory even more complete.

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